Things BIG men don't understand

The plastic or folding lawn chair

I mean come on?  Really?  These chairs are like the reverse lottery for the BIG man.  Chances are bad things are going to happen and your odds of losing are high.  There are a couple of things the BIG man doesn't trust: 1. Sizes being consistant at the Gap, 2. A crotch in any pair of pants lasting longer than a year (it's a large thigh thing, skinny people just trust me).  3.  Any structure supported by plastic or thin metal.  You might as well ask the BIG man to trust fall with concrete.