Things BIG men don't understand

Fence jumping

There's a reason why BIG men don't make petty thieves.  Impalement is more likely than a get-a-way.

There are a couple of places fence jumping falls apart.

1.  How in the world do you get your feet to fit into those tiny gaps in the fence?

2.  So it's un-manly to sit on the bar with a leg on each side to rest?

3.  Once you've gotten to the highest part you begin to question your bodies capability to withstand impact.