Things BIG men don't understand

The common bathtub.

What most people view as a place to soak their entire body the BIG man see's a place to soak his feet.

Sometimes I think to myself, "I wish I had a nice quite place to get only my back wet."

You know the little man invented the modern bath tub.  I bet the same dope came up with the water displacement test.

Of course other times I think, "Where could I go where I can wash and rinse the bottom half of me and then the top half of me?"  The best part is washing the top half as the blood rushes out of the toes since the feet are running to the shower head in this cleaning effort.

The BIG man is going to keep it safe and use the modern tub as a foot soaking spot for the self pedicure.  Other guys do that right?