Things BIG men don't understand

The ENO Hammock

Skinny people love these things.  Then there is "that guy" who likes to suspend his ten feet in the air.  When you press him why he put it so high you get a response like he's ranger Rick, "Well it's good to be elevated because of bears."

Really?  Bears?  Skinny guy looks like a pea pod in the thing and he thinks a bear is going to be interested?  I find pleasure in knowing the high position is a little bit closer to what comes out a bird's butt.  I see your bear and raise you poop on your face.