Things BIG men don't understand
Thin people all look the same.
Photo credit to Luana
Here is a comment the BIG man never hears... "I saw your twin the other day. This person looked just like you!"
I know thin people hear it all the time.
For example, last week I was meeting my thin friend Jay for a meeting. Jay met me at the entrance and let me know he was in back. I ordered my food and headed his way. I threw down my food at the table and was half way through a story when I realized it wasn't Jay sitting in the booth. It was just some other thin guy with a computer. There was no recovery from complete humiliation so I introduced my new thin friend to Jay, it felt like they should know each other since they were dimensionally the same.
After all, they were twins.