Things BIG men don't understand

Thin people all look the same.

Photo credit to Luana

Here is a comment the BIG man never hears... "I saw your twin the other day.  This person looked just like you!"

I know thin people hear it all the time.

For example, last week I was meeting my thin friend Jay for a meeting.  Jay met me at the entrance and let me know he was in back.  I ordered my food and headed his way.  I threw down my food at the table and was half way through a story when I realized it wasn't Jay sitting in the booth.  It was just some other thin guy with a computer.  There was no recovery from complete humiliation so I introduced my new thin friend to Jay, it felt like they should know each other since they were dimensionally the same.

After all, they were twins.