Things BIG men don't understand

TSA Scanners

Apparently large men aren't terrorist threats or at least no one has ever played offensive tackle and been recruited by Al Qaeda.  Having to squat to be scanned is an unpleasant experience, it becomes a test of strength squatting with your hands over your head bent at the elbow.  Is that BIG man yoga?  No. It's TSA.  Seinfeld diagnosed good naked verses bad naked, which squatting fell under bad naked.  So where does scanned squatting fall?