Things BIG men don't understand

Skinny people reacting to a T-Shirt Canon [youtube x6OKDIdkPDU]

There is not a flutter of excitement in the BIG man's heart when they break out the T-shirt canon at the sporting event.  He thinks, "What are you going to shoot at me?  A large T-shirt?  Now I can dry off my car."  If they were packing BIG man size T's in those things, three out of four launches would end in jam explosions.  Can you imagine that scene at a sporting event?  The time the launcher blew up because a XXXL was jammed into that tube?   Children crying.  Cotton confetti.   Skinny people not having their 500th free T-shirt. Tragedy.