Things BIG men don't understand

Shoe Shopping

If you wear over a size 13 shoe, shoe shopping is like the reverse lottery.  BIG man goes to the shoe store and starts looking for numbers, not for brand or specific shoe.  A search of every shelf and occasionally even having to ask a sales person, "Do you happen to have this in the back in a ____?"  

What does that even mean?  I feel like I'm asking if there is a secret store back there that does underground selling of shoes to giants.  I just want some Air Pegasus not drugs, guns, or beans for a beanstalk.

So as the rest of the world goes into to purchase a specific shoe, the BIG man may come out empty handed.  Served up a good dose of reality by the reverse shoe lottery.  You may come in but you might leave empty foot-ed?