Things BIG men don't understand

Pffffffffffff....

One size fits who?  By "all" you mean anyone who wears a small, medium, large, or extra large?  By "all" you mean under six feet two inches tall?  So who has the emergency now Poncho maker?  I'll tell you who, the BIG man who can't get your stupid pancho over his shoulders in a monsoon at a sporting event.  OR, the BIG man who is taller than your assumptions on height and now has a soaked pair of pants.  Shame on you Pacho maker, shame on you.