The dual rocking chair: not in a million years.
Is this real life? Little romantics are celebrating the dual rocking chair but to the BIG man it looks like a tipping incident waiting to happen. You know what comes from tipping accidents? Broken bones. Look at these two in that picture, they are geometrically the same. There's a reason everyone leaves the wrestling match before the heavyweights battle, you know what I'm saying? For the BIG man to share this chair he'd have to find a woman named Helga, Bertha, or Ginormica.
Are these things made with lumber from Redwoods?