Things BIG men don't understand

The dual rocking chair: not in a million years.

Is this real life?  Little romantics are celebrating the dual rocking chair but to the BIG man it looks like a tipping incident waiting to happen.  You know what comes from tipping accidents?  Broken bones.  Look at these two in that picture, they are geometrically the same.  There's a reason everyone leaves the wrestling match before the heavyweights battle, you know what I'm saying?  For the BIG man to share this chair he'd have to find a woman named Helga, Bertha, or Ginormica.  

Are these things made with lumber from Redwoods?