Things BIG men don't understand

The Puffy Coat

An open letter to The North Face:

Stop with the puffy jacket already!  I know you spend most of your day ascending  mountain trails only to climb the mountain when the trail stops but for crying out loud the BIG man can't wear a puffy jacket.  We can't even do a pull up more or less climb a mountain!  We can still bench a whole lot of weight but looking larger is the last thing we want in a winter coat.  The puffy jacket means rolls on rolls on rolls!

Your jacket makes little men look like this:

"Look at me, I'm just a happy little man in my puffy coat"

BUT your jacket makes the BIG man look like this:

Enough is enough!  Let's all move past this and get back to black slimming Pea Coats.

Regards,

BIG men everywhere.