An open letter to The North Face:
Stop with the puffy jacket already! I know you spend most of your day ascending mountain trails only to climb the mountain when the trail stops but for crying out loud the BIG man can't wear a puffy jacket. We can't even do a pull up more or less climb a mountain! We can still bench a whole lot of weight but looking larger is the last thing we want in a winter coat. The puffy jacket means rolls on rolls on rolls!
Your jacket makes little men look like this:
"Look at me, I'm just a happy little man in my puffy coat"
BUT your jacket makes the BIG man look like this:
Enough is enough! Let's all move past this and get back to black slimming Pea Coats.
BIG men everywhere.