Things BIG men don't understand

Wii Fit Board

You're serious?  This is a video game?  The BIG man confused it for a bath mat.

Let's be serious, if you wanted to help BIG people get in shape why in the world did you create a video game to look like a scale?  Also, do you realize how difficult it is to get a size 14 on this thing?  I know, the BIG man was not the target audience for Wii fit...these people were:

and

but not

That's real talk.