Things BIG men don't understand

Countertops

Countertops?  More like crotchtops.  For the rest of the world under six feet tall the countertop is a waist high elegant space to accomplish kitchen chores, grooming, or even washing hands.  But for those of us over six feet tall it means one thing: crotch stain.  That stain hopefully is water, possibly toothpaste, or it might even be counter cleaner.  However, the world only sees one thing...yep...that stain on the crotch of your pants.  To the rest of the world that trickle of laughter has a trickling source.

Not fair.