Things BIG men don't understand

People who look intimidating late at night. 20111129-001013.jpg

As a big man, all you have to do is dress as crazy as the intimidating person. I just went to Walmart at 10:30pm wearing sweat pants, a black hoodie, and a stocking cap. Obviously I wore the hood over the cap for effect. Then when an intimidating person tried to be intimidating I just stared at them. They looked away. Advantage: BIG man.