Things BIG men don't understand

Stadium Cushions

Went to see my favorite college football team over the weekend and was a little alarmed by the stadium cushion.  When your foot is larger than your supposed seat the BIG man is in trouble.  I thought we were in the wrong seats and that we had somehow slipped into the section with seats for children.  Luckily, there was more standing than sitting at the game but I never really sat down..just half of me did.  As you can see from my picture my calves would have been comfortable in that chair but my butt certainly wasn't!