Chairs at Chipotle
So let me get this straight Chipotle. You serve burritos that average around 1000 calories with a tortilla shell that is over 400 calories and 11 grams of fat by itself and you fill you restaurants with chairs supported by reconfigured coat hangers? I mean come on? I see your game Chipotle. BIG man walks in. BIG man sees your coat hanger chair. BIG man thinks its probably wise to order the bowl to cut a few calories because BIG man is worried about snapping your coat hanger chair. BIG man just paid for full price for a bowl and you make extra profit stretching your supply of tortilla shells.
Thanks to my friends at chipotlefan.com for supplying a calorie calculator! I'm on to you Chipotle!