Things BIG men don't understand

The Compact Car

 

Am I a man or a sardine?  The BIG man can appreciate fossil fuel conservation but he can't understand driving a coffin on wheels. If we all had to go to go this route, the BIG man would prefer an adult size big wheel, this way our knees don't have to jam into a dash board but instead  have infinite freedom as a we pedal.

What defines the compact car?  The BIG man defines a compact car by any vehicle they have to have a strategy to get in.

The worst words the BIG man can hear as a guest in a compact car is, "Oh, I'm sorry.  I guess that seat is all the way back."

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.