Happy Runners

  Listen.  Regardless of how many times you ask me, I'm never going to give you a happy face.

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That's the screen shot of my couch to 5k app.  Every time it asks me, "How do you feel?"

I want to yell at it.  I'd like to spike my phone.  Who is smiling at the end of a run!?  Who!?  Certainly not the big man!  You want to know how I feel after a run?  I feel like this:



The only little people I see happy after running are children and adults who don't try.  Back off me with the smiley faces.