Listen. Regardless of how many times you ask me, I'm never going to give you a happy face.
That's the screen shot of my couch to 5k app. Every time it asks me, "How do you feel?"
I want to yell at it. I'd like to spike my phone. Who is smiling at the end of a run!? Who!? Certainly not the big man! You want to know how I feel after a run? I feel like this:
The only little people I see happy after running are children and adults who don't try. Back off me with the smiley faces.